817 Notes To Self

18. You will, sooner or later, get a hangover.

Though it’s the morning after the night before, and by rights you should be burying your head in a bucket of ice, but somehow… it’s all fine. You’re breathing. You’re smiling. Maybe today you’ll have no hangover.

Do not be fooled. Use the morning to assemble muffins, orange juice and fruit, engulf them all, retreat to bed and wait for your vengeful liver to attack. Usually around 4pm.